Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.
i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
my favorite line in all of cinematic history
my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl
hey it’s okay you can ship whatever you want, to each their own! *sees a ship i don’t like on my dash* wha tt the FUCK is this.. what the fuck
[computer gets stuck]
me: [captain america voice] son, just don’t