Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

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(c) korra

#about me


i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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(c) grandmafupa

#about me


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

my favorite line in all of cinematic history 

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(c) mollywaddle

#about me


my sexuality is girls all the time and boys if they’re famous, almost offensively beautiful and completely unattainable so i can attach all my impossible ideals to them and never have to have anything to do with them irl

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(c) tenzoku

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hey it’s okay you can ship whatever you want, to each their own! *sees a ship i don’t like on my dash* wha tt the FUCK is this.. what the fuck

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(c) heytonks

#breaking bad
#about me

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(c) orbitfactors

#about me


[computer gets stuck]

me: [captain america voice] son, just don’t